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I'll add an ambigious image at the top, then the 20-1280 image, THEN an ambigious message telling people to "say hello to our new character, she can hear you", gague the responce, then live up to the series and leave a blank page and say "oh, she died, back to our usual broadcast"
borrrowing from @scythe 's suggestion
this image will be at the top of the page, then TWO 20-1280 white strips down, then the description is gonna say something like "say hello to her, she needs to hear you reader"
this is to get people into thinking this is a serious and it might get them to say "hello" (assuming they aren't robots)
but have it still be a major disapointment as this will never be brought up again