Can I join the crew?
Yes of course you can?
Why can we? Should we?
Er... no reason...
... help us defeat watercooler
Why should anything be done? Is not the doing it the point?
Can you? Do you want to be in charge?
Do you have a large hat? Isn't that the main requirement?
Isn't the ship the most sensible place?
If we're forming a crew, don't we need a safe cracker, a tech person and a hothead that flies by the seat of their pants?
is this crew looking for any treasure aside the treasure of friendship?
How does more Shamwow's than you could even imagine in your wildest dreams sound?
What if I don't have a large hat? Should I buy one?
Will memories we make along the way count as a treasure?
What kind of Captain doesn't a Captain's hat?
a captain that is an actual hat?
Maybe I'm a hat? ( ⊙ ω ⊙)
Isn't there some logistical problems to a hat running this operation?
if the hat believes in himself hard enough, would these logistical problems get solved?
Could a chicken believe in themselves enough to fly? Can a hat even hold a sextant?
can the chicken get into a plane?,can the hat ask a crew member to hold the sextant?
PLANE? I ain't getting on no plane Hannibal... is that milk and cookies?