Wouldn't we all pay money to see that?
Is it weird I try my X-mas stocking on every year to see if it still fits?
If it wouldn't fit you could always get bigger stockings? More presents would fit in it?
Who's putting the present there?
Maybe the stocking fairy?
Is there a panty fairy?
Will the panty fairy only put presents in panties hung from the fireplace?
Who has fireplaces these days at all?
Maybe people who want to see the panty fairy?
Should mythical beings like faeries adapt to modern times?
How does one modernize Christmas magic?
by using computers to develop more advanced rituals?
Is there a ritual more advanced than milk and cookie bribe/sacrifice to avoid getting coal?
Maybe with computers they can figure out the algorythm to reach the optimal bribe/sacrifice ammount to achieve the highest return over investment of cookies and milk?
Do you think the cookies and milk affect a rate of return on investment instead of acting as a stopgap against a worse case coal scenario?
Are cookies and milk a form of bribery to avoid the consequences of being naughty?
Are 4th quarter bribes enough to account for a year of naughtiness?
What kind of currency does Santa accept?
Does santa prefer cash, check, or cryptocurrency?
Isn't Santa above fiscal concerns? Isn't his entire endeavor a tax write off as charitable goods/acts ?