Doesn’t every man have a price?
ARE YOU TED DIBIASE?!?
Big fan of your work, but aren't we all?
(Wait... how do I make this Christmassy?)
Why does Santa need so many reindeer? If the whole operation is magical, why do you need nine of them?
Wouldn't one snow dragon make more sense?
Could he keep control of a snow dragon?
Isn't it magical? Does magic ever make sense?
Does magic has certain logical rules? or it is chaos?
Why would magic have rules? By it's very nature, isn't it all about breaking rules?
Is there a ruleset about how can those rules be broken?
Why do you need to define "magic"? Doesn't it just become science once it behaves under specific rule sets/guidelines?
Isn`t any technology/science that is advanced enough indistinguishable from magic?
Isn't that a silly cliche? Have you EVER used a device and been afraid because it broke the rules of science/reality?
Are people hiding the most advanced inventions because humanity is not ready to handle them?
Are you one of THOSE people? Flat earth? Moon landing? Ha ha!
If the earth is flat, what is stopping the sea water from falling into space?
Seriously? Do we even have to entertain this question?
Don't you know it's the wind generated by the chariot that pulls the sun around pushing the water back?
but who drives that chariot?
Are you Greek or Roman?
is being Greek or Roman a requirement to question the sun management?