Hi I have a couple ideas for some short comedy comics, they're all just one to two pages long, so really short XD
and was wandering if anyone here in this awesome community would be willing to draw them up!
Here are the ideas:
Idea one, dark comedy, one page long.
Kidnapped Girl Who's Parents are Idiots.
They receives a parcel by registered post, with a randsom note for an undisclosed amount of money and a finger in a box. Call this number for instructions.
They call the number: Parents yelling, "thats not our daughters finger, how do we know its her finger?"
slams the phone.
The next day
Another box arrives by registered post, this time with a hand, with a missing finger.
Parents on the phone again: "Thats not our daughters hand, how do we know that sour daughters hand?"
slams the phone.
A box arrives by registered post with a head in it.
Parents: OMG, thats our daughters head, How much do you want?
Idea two, comedy, one page long.
A woman walks down the street, to buy coffee, for the guys at work, she hates men. A man is walking towards her, he's looking at her and smiling, she hates that; she thinks,"he's looking at me, look away, look away" as she averts her eyes towards the ground looking at some dog shit. She's on the way back, the man is coming the other way again looking at her and smiling, she thinks : "OMG he's looking at me again, look away, look away" as she averts her eyes again towards the sidewalk with dog shit. That evening she's watching the news on the couch in a dumpy apartment and the same man is on the news. he's a multimillionere looking for somrone to give a lot of money to but he hasn't found one yet.
Idea three, comedy, one page long.
A man is walking in the park, plotting, thinking enthusiastically of his new, brilliant idea of avocado yogurt, talking to himself and waving his hands about; and in the last panel just above him a massive meteorite is about to crash on him, with him saying: "I finally cracked it!" or "it's great to be alive!" or"I'm rich!".
I'm always coming up with ideas and we can work together with future projects, if your interested!