"Uh, f*ck!" Callan exclaimed as the bed creaked and one of its wooden legs snapped off, slanting the mattress.
Genii started laughing from the doorway.
"Just for that, you can sleep in the other room." Callan growled, trying to get up.
"I can't. Bellah says that's the Ladies Room." Genii shrugged, heading in to explore the room.
In the Ladies Room, Bellah was inspecting one of the beds and its sheets with a disgusted expression.
((He didn't say (cos he's an ar*se), but the two rooms Callan got are for any of the group to crash in. ))