Wtf what is wrong with wherever you live, here the worst thing that can happen if you own a pig is that your neighbor will be pissed at you and write in to a tv show about neighbors that don't get along.
Yes, that happened somewhere in sweden.
Moral of the story: Don't move to Sweden, we're crazy. If you do move to Sweden, don't work at mcdonalds because someone's gonna barge in asking you to fry a dead badger.
Yes, that happened too.