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Oh hello again.....
BWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA accidently summons The dead Voldemort oh n-
bESTIE I AM VOLDEMORT
(I am sorry I had to add this gif)
Insert surprised face then goes and hugs her, no wonder your evil like me
internal wheezing
(This is the most Genius thread to have ever come into existence- anyone can challenge this but you will lose)
IDK what you're talking bout bud all I know is my mom is staring at me with the 'child u need help' look while I fall from my chair after laughing too much (I actually fell lmfao)
Mhm but she gave you the face? I thought that was a parents resting face-
Usually its the 'ur such a disappointment, go study' look but now it was more of a scowl with the extra 'ur not my child pls' look
sigh Asian parents more sigh (maybe some wheezing too)
why is this thread just me being an idiot lmfao did I accidentally crucio the rest of the squad tooβ
#problemsofbeingvoldemort
sigh Russian parents sigh
Alright I left my computer for an hour or so and came back to find myself in 100% in wizard meme school. As I am utterly unknowledgeable in both magic and memes, I am now hiding under my desk planning to switch schools.
I fell asleep in class and woke up to forbidden spells being casually thrown out there, I hate it here
Daydreams and makes ridiculously detailed survival plan in my head about what I would do if I fell into Victorian England via a timewarp or sumnt, and how I would explain myself and stay alive instead of listening
Sure just make sure to change it a bit so ours doesnt look identical
What are we doing in school anyways I've already crucio-d the teacher THIS IS BORING AFAnyone up for dueling : D
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)
Would this be a good time to mention that my story is about these good old days?
...and I just realized I became the kid who cluelessly changes the subject and gets roasted by the whole class.
Me walking into the classroom be like.
