Or until you all rot and die whichever comes first
Alright screw it, the bell just got disintegrated, I don't know any magic but I could be a personal assistant, kind of like a Gretchen Weiners to your Regina. Interested?
THE TEACHER WAS STILL CRUCIO-D LMFAO DID YOU THINK THEY WERE DEAD? smh my head
passes the lifetime contract Here you go, my first Death Eater and personal assistant.LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN
Signs contract and then pulls blazer, clipboard and cat-eye glasses out of thin air
Update: I have found Yoda and Darth Vader in the shadows the revolution has started already
[image credits: reddit not mine]
This is what we're talking about ( •_•)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■)
#deatheaterswhereareyou
REVOLUTION ️️️️.
(The teach is dead)
How about grilled?
Okay, no...am I just making myself a food item here?Shucks.
Hey, hey! I wanna sell my soul to become a Death Eater too! lol
I'll book you an appointment with the dark lord
Hell yeahhh
(character limit)
@Kittyfox wishes to sell their soul to you oh cursed one.
frantically googles "i'm a muggle in a wizarding school where people torture each other PLS HELP ME"
I accept. Welcome to the Death Eaters squad @Kittyfox
Aw sad times rip in peace @Kaydreamer you will be missed
tosses away a body in the closet No we don't sir/ma'am I think this is a misunderstanding, we are a friendly bunch of school kids in their teenage you see.
Is it too late to drop out? I'm considering my options
The real question is why would you want to-...okay never mind you can just yeet yourself out of the classroom to drop out. Sad to see you go
#voldemort_is_sad
(starts writing on clipboard) penciling in a period of sadness at two o'clock.
