Alright I left my computer for an hour or so and came back to find myself in 100% in wizard meme school. As I am utterly unknowledgeable in both magic and memes, I am now hiding under my desk planning to switch schools.
I fell asleep in class and woke up to forbidden spells being casually thrown out there, I hate it here
Daydreams and makes ridiculously detailed survival plan in my head about what I would do if I fell into Victorian England via a timewarp or sumnt, and how I would explain myself and stay alive instead of listening
Sure just make sure to change it a bit so ours doesnt look identical
What are we doing in school anyways I've already crucio-d the teacher THIS IS BORING AFAnyone up for dueling : D
Would this be a good time to mention that my story is about these good old days?
...and I just realized I became the kid who cluelessly changes the subject and gets roasted by the whole class.
Me walking into the classroom be like.
Yeah just imagine me (Voldemort) dancing around and getting scared of the fire.
Oooh ooh I would roast but sadly I prefer barbecue : D * gets shot *
Of course -sips even more chocolate milk-
YeS I shall now attack with le shrieking mandrake -pops in earplugs-
Oh hi~ yup courtesy by me and @Ishizaki wreaking havoc
casually lights a match and throws it on a wooden desk, and starts shooting pencil darts at the targets
shoves self into nearby cabinet, waits for either death or the bell, whichever comes first
As to whatever spell casting was happening, shooting pencil darts is the most normal thing here...
You'll be spared from the torture if you join my force and become a death eatercue evil laughter
I'M DEAF IRL BAHAHAH WON'T AFFECT ME...A V A D A K E D A V R A
are we done with dueling I wanna kill someone pls
Bruh What happened to the teacher actually no- What is goin on-
...we don't know