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tosses away a body in the closet No we don't sir/ma'am I think this is a misunderstanding, we are a friendly bunch of school kids in their teenage you see.

The real question is why would you want to-...okay never mind you can just yeet yourself out of the classroom to drop out. Sad to see you go :cry_swag:

#voldemort_is_sad

#voldemort_is_happy_again

I got a rip in my jeans. Will this make my pants look cooler or will my classmates think I am too poor to afford proper clothes? :thinking:

Ew why would anyone think you're too poor to afford...? The class is anyways on fire (literally) so a rip in your jeans might be the most normal thing here (along with shooting pencil darts) so yeah.

Also I can fix the rip : D
waves wand Reparo!!!!!!!

#voldemort_can_fix_things_im_not_the_villian_here_pls

Aw man I'm so used to being Voldemort in the past 2 days it feels awkward being called by my real name :cry_swag:

#pls_call_me_voldemort

So.. Any of you been to the Shrieking Shack? I hear it's the most haunted building in Britain

If you want to go to the Shrieking Shack you will have to submit a formal request to our dark lord. It will be processed whenever it is gotten around to, any questions?

Listen, I'm not saying that I wanna go, if I meant that I wanted to go then I would say that I wanna go, but this ain't that. I'm merely asking if anyone's been there, I'm not doing any papers with any lord no matter how dark they are

Torture each other? Where on earth did you hear that?! dangles ripped off finger and threads it with string into a necklace
Don't worry your safe here.

What? No! Never heard of it! (sweats nervously in werewolf)

This school starting Cults now eh?- There should be one for my sadistic needs

wait oop-yes I forgot passes the taken notes now take notes from my notes so that you can show me these notes when I asks you for the notes
gets shot for being confusing af

I'm pretty sure wizard nursing can un-shoot a person, so I'll contact a doctor worthy of serving the Dark Lord and book the appointment

I ate something suspicious from the cafeteria and the school nurse just thinks I'm lying... help

Yup we will need one since there are zombies right outside the classroom-

So as of now this thread has gone from the teacher not arriving to being Hogwarts to having a zombie apocalypse as of now...