So my comic bitwam hasn't shown up to work for over a month, and its last visit was only to drop off its coworker, God's World. This is unacceptable performance from the Head of the Department that is my Head ...
bitwam, you're demoted! From today, you'll be assigned to filling out footnote forms for the Foot department. Try to show up on time, if you don't wanna get fired 
