"Always one more try; I'm not afraid to die" - Heart of Steel by Manowar
Vespasian Eugene Xander, who hated all of his names, and preferred to be mentioned in polite conversation as His Moste Dredd Sovereign the Evil Overlord, stacked another olive onto the toothpick man he was building in his martini.
“No, no, no!” Alexei cried, darting after her. “Not again!
Basically the whole book.
"Whatever, I'll wing it," Charlotte stated, talking about something she definitely shouldn't wing.
Two by the price of one. But the price is high!
"To Whom it May Concern: Fuck You."
"STAPH PUTTING ME ON THE SPOOOOOT YOU GUUUUUUUYS!!!"
and
"Alright, I'll try to be more positive... but I'm positive that's not happening."
"S-Stupid cat! You don't scare me!"
alternatively,
"Please don't say the T-word!"
Ahhh... I know a really good one but it would sound reaaaaaaaally really bad if you don't know the character and the situation.
cool freaking lasers are a valid point…
"I'm not going to risk confusing [people] by letting them see me do something halfway friendly." - Kaia, main character and resident edgelord of Nimue's Bar.
Alternatively, any variation of, "It's not like I like you or anything baka" perfectly captures her attitude towards any and all friendships in her life.
"It makes perfect sense; only a demon could want someone like me..."
"Things to do today: get up, survive, go back to bed".
A star that burns but does not shine
"When you think of me, you should think of fire."
If I'm describing Mirembe on her lazy day its this:"Shopping with the gals? Again?! I'd rather have an adventure with my book and a nice hot cup of cocoa."
"How hard can it be, forming a rebel group and kicking some Mages' a$$es?"
Hoo boy. Sammy is fun to write. "Creativity is another word for making shit up."
Winston, his best friend, is also great. "All's fair in love and freaky paranormal stuff, am I right? No?"
"You make me feel human."
"Living forever sucks but I guess someone has to do it."
