Both of my MCs are eventually interviewed by a reporter on why they felt the need to involve themselves in stopping a violent riot. These are their quotes.
Fanboy*mugging for the camera*:"Because I'm just a fanboy. A fanboy for Toriyama; a fanboy for Lucas....but most of all, a fanboy for justice!"
McCrow*covered in blood and so drunk he can barely stand*: "Pfft, sometimes punks just need their asses beat."