That's the thing. When you say "who cares" it shows.
It IS a silly test. That's the whole point. That it's a such a low set bar that even ten hour long trilogies can't pass. How ridiculous is that? I even mentioned this in my post: passing the test does not determine the quality of your story. Lord of the Rings is an amazing story! The only thing the Bechdel test says about it is that despite being a long sprawling epic with several intense characters, it somehow manages to fail at getting two of their lady characters to meet and talk to each other.
I care. Representation is important. Representation is what inspired Mae Jemison to become THE FIRST African American woman to travel space. She saw Nichelle Nichols on Star Trek and was inspired to become an astronaut. Gail Simone saw Yvonne Craig play as a red haired Batgirl on TV, and it inspired her to be more confident and write for comics in the future. She's now the leading lady of DC. Linda Sue Park's book, "A Long Walk to Water" inspired CHILDREN to raise money through walkathons and selling wristbands for "Water for Sudan". They raised more than one million dollars.
There are countless stories of black girls feeling ugly about themselves over their skintone and hair. A heartbreaking story I heard from my mentor was her black niece seeing Tiana the Disney Princess on TV. She was still a baby, and yet seeing Tiana on TV made her say "she looks like me!" she knew it was something special. Heck, when Avatar the Last Airbender the tv show came out, it made me actually proud to be asian. I never felt like I could be in a story because all I saw as a kid where white people in stories. But with ATLA, it showed asians could be heroes and villains too. Crazy right?
Sure, you don't care. But a lot of people out there do. We want to see ourselves in these stories. How come white men are allowed to be featured in stories countless times and women are just supposed to accept that they're always depicted as: the love interest, jobless, and having no lady friends to talk to. Why are our narratives SO interlinked with men's lives that we can't seem to talk about anything else? Why can't WE go on adventures? Why can't WE go to space? Why can't we save the damsel in distress? Why can't we be the monsters? Why are we the ones sexualized? Why do women actors at the age of 30 begin to lose their career because "nobody wants to write about 30 year old women"? Why is it so hard for actors and actresses of color to find acting jobs in the US beyond racial stereotyping? Probably because people don't care abut us, right?
I never brought up pandering. This isn't about target audience. And yet again, I am not judging quality of storytelling. That is a tangent you decided to bring up (there's even a disclaimer up there in my original post, guys!)
Also, why does this test exist? Lemme grab a quote from Escher Girls because they sum it up nicely:
"Escher Girls, The Bechdel Test, Bikini Armor, etc, are all catchy terms, and great things to keep in mind when writing fiction with women in it, but it’s not as simple as just “not doing this one thing”. These phrases and ideas are meant to highlight specific issues about the way women are written and drawn in fiction and to open up a discussion about the larger picture of how women are portrayed. The Bechdel Test is meant to point out how few women have roles and how even fewer of them have stories of their own that don’t revolve around men. Escher Girls is about showing the prevalence of female characters being contorted or dressed in ways that maximize titillation over function. They are symptoms, not the cause, and addressing just one of them once doesn’t fix the underlying issue. Change comes by challenging ourselves to not just settle at “my princess punches people before being captured” or “the male hero’s love interest talks to her female friend about dogs at one point”, but to be willing to examine the overall way we’re depicting women in our fiction, how many there are, and how they’re situated. Centaur women, battle bikinis, and the boobs and butt pose are the beginning of the discussion, not the end."
I'm not guilt tripping anyone! I even wrote a little disclaimer saying that if you didn't pass the test, it's okay. I never said anything like "IF YOU DON'T PASS THE BECHDEL TEST MAY HELLFIRE RAIN DOWN ON YOUR WEBCOMIC". Not at all, this was just something I wanted to check out.
Also: "strange obsession with being represented". Wow. Just wow. I vaguely mention being sad that I don't see my race ever depicted in media and apparently I'm "obsessed". Wow.
Actually! Scripting classes used to teach their students to "not write about women having conversations with other women" and that if they do, "it has to be about men" because if they don't, "the audience will get bored." So yes, they were actually thinking about it.
We may not have been in these classes but we are affected by the stories that generation created.
The third criteria measures how the women in stories are often interlinked with men's lives. We're always the girl friend, the wife, the sister, the mom, what have you. How come men can be talking to each other about something other than a woman, yet whenever women talk, it's about men? Why can't we talk about stealing the declaration of independence? We don't talk about boys all the time!