Damn...hmmmm....I'm not great with these but lets see what I can do
clears throat
"They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Which is weird, because I didn't know being in your arms had a name."
"I'm studying to become a historian. I'm especially interested in finding a date."
"Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest."
"I'm no mathematician, but I've been told I'm good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?"
"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."
"Hey quick question for you. What are your thoughts on pasta puns? Do you think they're saucy or do you think that they lack a bit of meat?"