This is one of those classic "advertise your comic" topics, but to make it funnier for everyone... there is a twist... You have to Advertise your comic in an EXTREME WAY!!!!.
I think bad words are forbidden in the forum, so, just in case, my example will not have bad words:
Hey you... yea, you, in the screen. ¿Do you see that freaking rock?, of course you do, you are reading these glorious amounts of zeroes and ones!. ¿Do you know who that rock is?, you should, because it is the biggest toughest badass across the street and the alpha of alphas. He makes alphas look like sissy betas! ¿you don`t believe me? check these rocking facts!!!
1-He kicks all kind of butts without moving a freaking muscle!!!. Yea, baby, you read that right, no moving, no muscles, no feet and he still can kick your butt!!! but he won`t do it because he is kind as heck!.
2-He fears nothing, yeah, nothing!!!, not even demons,ninjas,clowns, dragons,clown-ninjas... or even the physical manifestation of the horrors of humanity subconscious mind... That`s some deep stuff man! You will never see him shaking in fear.
3-He always listen!, he has a kind and sensitive side, he can be your waifu, he can be everyone`s waifu!.
****4-He is so fast you wont see his movements, yeah, like speed of light science stuff! ¿You don`t believe me?,¿did you see him move?, of course NOT!! and you know it. He is faster than your eye and you have to DEAL WITH IT!!!
I SKIPPED THE OTHER NUMBERS AND JUST WRITE DOWN INFINITE BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME IN EVERY WAY. AND WRITE ALL IN CAPS BECAUSE I AM SCREAMING FROM THE TOP OF MY FREAKING LUUUUUUUNGS!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAH! (RIPS OFF SHIRT IN EXCITEMENT) SO STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE AND START READING ROCKY THE ROCK!!!!!!!!
that was my example. Share your extreme examples for your comic or a comic you like and have fun!