I got NOTHING TO LOSE BABY LET'S GO I PRESENT YOU "ENGENFAITH"!!!! ANDREW! HIT ME UP WITH THAT METAL MY MAN
OH YES, YEEEEEES
LISTEN HERE PEOPLE YOU ALL GOTTA STOP READING THOSE WEAK CUTE NICE COMICS THAT IMPROVE YOUR DAY AND BECOME A COOL KID, READ A SAD, BITTER, MISERABLE STORY!
[performs a perfect homerun]
THAT'S RIGHT! I AM BITTER AND I'M LOOKING TO RUIN YOUR DAY SO LISTEN
[breaks a bottle on my head]
ENGENFAITH GOT YOU COVERED! IT'S GREAT BECAUSE IT'S IT'S IN 3D JUST SO I CAN AVOID LEARNING HOW TO DRAW AND THERE'S DISTURBING THEMES (which I will approach with nothing but respect in mind of course) EVEN THOUGH IT IS PRETTY DARN BORING RIGHT NOW IT'LL TURN YOU INTO A REAL MAN OR WOMAN GUARANTEED* SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GOD DARNIT
[does another perfect homerun]
*warranty lasts about 3 seconds, and it started when I wrote "GUARANTEED".
*no more warranties for you.