Longsword fencing . . . Kenjutsu . . . I'm going to be a walking stereotype and talk about how my PE teacher showed me how to continuously slash my opponent's wrists. It's a wax-on wax-off movement, only you follow the deflecting hand with a knife.
Another guy told me that if you really want to inconvenience someone you grab his neck or shirt collar, look him in the eye, and then stab him like his belly's full of elevator buttons. It's idiot-proof. An unarmed man can do little against it. He tries to move away, you pull him back and stab him. He tries to kick or punch you, you push him away and stab him. He knocks your grabbing hand away, you grab him again and stab him. He catches your knife hand, you transfer it to your other hand and stab him. He pulls you down, you stab him. You stab him stab him stab him, until you're covered in everything that can spray out of a man and your life is over because no way does it look like self-defense.
The knife is a thug's weapon. It's kinder to just shoot a man.
@aspiderjonny I read that as "Got out of gym class by making out with the gym teacher."
@JediM Who knows, maybe intersecting universes introduce enough randomness to make free will a thing.
If free will doesn't exist, then it doesn't matter whether or not I believe in it. But if it does exist then not believing in it could prevent you from trying harder to do good.
@ISNEKO For me it's the sound of crackling cellophane. Igz.
And there's nothing wrong with being with just one woman. [REDACTED]
EDIT: I got a bit too harsh there. Sorry. My apologies to everyone involved