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Aug 2016

"Am I a styled desktop computer near a ship porthole window or the face of Spider Jerusalem drawn by Yoko Ono? You decide!"

"Halloween party got out of hand and now WHOOAAHH the sky's spinning!"

"on your marks! Get set! Fight!-I mean race! I may look like Goku but I'm here to race!"

"Grr... I've binge watched my favorite show and have to wait MONTHS for new episodes!"

I wish I had my face on.... let me go get it... gets face then pukes

"I'm too cool to show the pain but this sun is REALLY roasting my back right now"

"Thank goodness, you've finally given me a good enough reason to justify punching you in the face."