"Halloween party got out of hand and now WHOOAAHH the sky's spinning!"
"Don't anybody move. I think I lost my contact lens!"
"I think there's something... watching me..."
"I'm too short to reach that cookie!T_T"
"on your marks! Get set! Fight!-I mean race! I may look like Goku but I'm here to race!"
"I stepped on a Lego!"
"JAKE! WE'RE … ANIME!"
"Grr... I've binge watched my favorite show and have to wait MONTHS for new episodes!"
Urrgh! It's a big one! FARTSI hate diarrhea!
I wish I had my face on.... let me go get it... gets face then pukes
"Not every monkey likes bananas. …Seriously."
"what a nice cool drink on this hot summer day"
"My, wouldn't you agree that this mustache is dashing?"
"Hee haw. He he he."
OOOOHHH, I'm the On-ion man!... woman!
"WEEEOHH WEEEOOOHH WEEE- Oh, wait, I'm a hat!"
"I'm too cool to show the pain but this sun is REALLY roasting my back right now"
"Thank goodness, you've finally given me a good enough reason to justify punching you in the face."
"Be honest with me..do I look pretty cool with this mask?"