Main character (though I kinda have two) is Eddie Stanton from The Shrouded City. And he would be trying not to be busting up laughing from Skullgore giving a whole village herpes, and after telling Skullgore to not go around doing that, probably ask Skullgore to grab a drink with him. But would blow something up to make sure Skullgore wouldn't try to give him herpes and say "This ain't a first date, so no evil hanky panky with your abra cadabra!"