My question would be: "listen dude, I know you're going to tell me to keep going, never give up, remember to take breaks and have good posture, and all that, but if you just Retweeted my damn art so I'm not at the bottom of this freakin algorithm monster I might actually get more than 2 likes a tweet from my brother and my one friend in the Netherlands, and it would solve a majority of the questions I was going to ask you."
And they would promptly ignore me, but I'd feel really good about it.