this is so entertaining i-
i asked for and insult, not an assault, but thank you x
you... um... you are not good.... you are uh... your bad! I'll see myself out.
oh dear, sorry about this but... that's a Golden Crowned Kinglet. The pandemic has turned me into a backyard birder.
Okay, insult... one that I've seen a friend use on occasion that is pretty subtle and brutal at the same time:
"I take it your Mama didn't believe in abortion."
Lemme help you
Hey wasn't me who wrote it, but the poor birb tho! XDDDD
Villain, I have done thy mother!
Maybe because the bushtit is a plain little thing. I have them in the yard also and they're really quite adorable.
Aye, now that's a proper bouncy little tit!
They built a nest in my rose bush a couple years ago..... the nest looks much creepier than the bird.
It's like a giant, feathery ballsack.
Oh, new insult! "You giant, feathery ballsack!"
I wish we didn't have to have a word count in our replies. Mine would be LOL
sorry, can't resist doing this
and there's this one... a black throated bushtit... wow I'll stop now.
Sorry don't have time for small nothing nonsense.I'm washing my hair
Man I had this small list of really solid insults but honestly it just felt so icky and off brand for me that I can't post them. Instead have this image of a bullshit. I mean bushtit. That seems to be what this thread is about now lol
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
And then some filler to meet the character minimum
SDDKJFLDJFKDJFLF Oh god I love little birdies look at him, I want to smooch one aaaaah!
It's becoming a thread full of tits now!
...I'll let myself out
And here I was trying to play it cool and not point out that you wanted to kiss on the tits...