Swedish translation here^^ (The second sentence is a bit altered since we use evening/night different in Sweden. And yes the way we conjugate the word TV is weird xD)
I wish I could fly.
Jag önskar jag kunde flyga.
I wish I could lie on the couch all night watching tv,
eating pizza, and drinking boxed wine.
Jag önskar jag kunde slöa framför TV:n varje kväll, äta pizza och dricka boxvin.
You can link to my tapas to credit me^^
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