Nice to meet you too stiatent! I'm new here so I'm still learning the etiquette Is it ok if I linked the novel? I don't want to be a spammer so I wanted to ask first.
I just updated my novel and it includes this paragraph. It's a big longer but I wanted it to naturally fit the story.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DRAW 72 ?! BULLSHIT, THAT'S NOT HOW UNO WORKS, ASSHOLE!!" the armed table-flipper yelled at the two cowering blue-robed men.
"WE AGREED TO HOUSE RULES! HOUUUSEEE RULESSS! You only have 82 cards in your hand. That's not even that many," the opposing man screamed back as he threw his blue bandana on the ground and drew his dagger.
"Oh no, this is worse than I thought, guys. We need to leave NOW." I grabbed Ubir and rushed out of the unemployment office. I would not stick around to find out why their UNO game had so many cards.
"Don't mind them, young miss. We have about 92 very passionate UNO players, and they are very good people! No murderers here! Anyway, it is a deal, don't hire anyone wearing a red robe and bandana!" yelled the unemployment office worker as we ran for our lives.
It's a bit ridiculous, but I'm writing a romantic comedy
Code is 72 82 92