On a scale of 1 to 10, how sarcastic are you? (+poll)

[Shanny8]

I've dialed mine down to a 7, coz I'm trying to be a nicer person(lol), but when I'm in rare form the snark goes up to about a 10 or dare I say even higher. There is almost always a trace of deadass in my sarcasm...

Unfortunately, it's the only coping mechanism I have to deal with the constant influx of stupidity I have to endure

THIS. It's either be sarcastic af, or explode and go on a violent rant and probably end up being arrested...lol

[33rdCenturyCaveman]

I'm pretty low, but my fatal flaw is that if I'm asked to do a simple task, but it's phrased as a question, ("Could you pass the salt") I say "No" in a flat voice, then do the task.

"Am you awake for good?"

"No, for evil! Muwahaha (am) hahaha!"

This am why she left me.

[NeonKnight]

wow a sarcasm poll, how useful, i think my life has changed because of this, OMG thanks!!.
just kidding idk really.