Share your weird/crazy/funny dreams here!

[SourLemons90]

I was eaten alive.
By myself.
I tasted like chicken.

yum

[Pony_wearing_a_hat]

Okay I thought my dream was messed up. But this is not okay.

[HippieGhost]

Nice.

CHARACTER LIMITS

[SourLemons90]

lol

[SourLemons90]

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[Kann]

Recently my brain decided to remind me in my dream this species of bird exists.

They eat crabs.

[Pony_wearing_a_hat]

What are they called?

[Kann]

They're called crab-plover.

[thomassayle]

1: So many falling out teeth dreams, so much so that I dreamt like 7 were falling out then I woke up in panic and check my teeth, relieved that is was just only one tooth. Then I actually wake up 0-0. Also often times I usually just shove the tooth back into place.

2: Frozen portal 2, it was when I played a lot of portal 2....you know the area where you find glados potato? It was there but imagine a blanket of snow everywhere.

[Eiranyx]

My dreams are borderline weird, creepy and scary so here goes

1. Meeting someone who looks like the grim reaper who is singing a lullaby before he snatched someone's soul and me having caught him, decided to give me his 'eyes'
2. Stabbing a demonic lady with a wooden crucifix to the point that it broke and then she suddenly vanished.
3. A dream set in the past I think its world war where I saw my fellow country men(mostly women) being captured as 'war tokens' and I was forcefully married to a general in the japanese army so I was 'safe' under his 'protection' --- its actually pretty messed up & contains a lot of sensitive themes/topics so I'm just simplifying it.
4. Getting ready to be married to a demon but I decided to escape and make a run for my life but it's hard because of the dress and I feel like i'm running slower than I used to and like my feet were heavy and when they caught up, I wake up.
5. This is the weirdest: it's like a cross over of hunger games but put disn*y on it because the world was taken over by disn*y governed by an evil mickey mouse, so poverty and hunger were common all over the country so they are looking for tributes as their 'princesses' in exchange that if there's a 'chosen one' who came from that region they will be given reliefs. I was working as a doctor and then I was chosen but I said no and because of that I was being chased by alladin in his magic carpet.

[Kevbrinx]

I remember dreaming about working at a local shop that was actually a secret base for mutant pigeons plotting against humanity. They would shape-shift into people and the shop itself, since the entire building disappeared once they shifted to their original form.

For some reason the Joker from Batman wanted them dead and I was about to ally with him.

There's something wrong with me, I'm sure...

[DotCalmComic]

I have been having really peculiar dreams since the pandemic started.
Really vivid and lucid. Like I KNOW I am dreaming but can't wake up.
Anyway, a few nights ago i dreamt I was making out with Canadian Prime Minster, Justin Trudeau.
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It was weird, but yeah... he was fabulous.

[simonitropunk]

A tree... not even a tree... just a clipart looking tree with a black background for the entirety of my sleep.

[reddinggray]

This one is something from a long long time ago but I have never forgotten about it coz it's too... Unique? Strange? Weird?

In my dream, there was a big big flower that pops out of nowhere. And it eats people. It poops them out too, like nothing happened at all. Don't ask me where, even I don't know.

But that's not the strange thing about it. I was eaten by the flower, and when I was pooped out, I was missing a letter on my name! People started calling me by my name, minus the first letter!

It's weird! Imagine people calling you by your name, but it's not really your name.

[SourLemons90]

I just had a dream of suicide
(don't do suicide kids)

[allenT]

I've already posted one on similar thread.
It's evil Street Sharks!

Hehe I found this interesting post i want to revive ! We all have interesting dreams, only when we write them down asap, otherwise we forget about them! Here's one of a few dreams I did write out last year: Sept 13, 2020 We were in a car with father. I saw 5 shark heads falling into a dumpster (on fire), and exploded. Then 5 shark heads (now with bodies, imagine the cartoon Street Sharks) jump out of the dumpster. It's spectacular. We soon reach an old town on a crowded street, w…

[Stargazer31]

Street Sharks is a fever dream by itself to be fair tho

[allenT]

A short one:
I had a dream of being the only volleyball player (I was a humanoid Stegosaurus) with all other humanoid raptors. (We did wear sport uniforms) Don't know why but i felt proud being the only grass-eater.

Have you had dreams of turning into a anthro/furry/animal or have anthro people/talking animals, do tell!

[AnonymousHouseCat]

Last night I dreamed that a drag queen came to my apartment to make a business pitch, and her product idea was a dollhouse that looks kind of ugly at first, but you get accessories to "remodel" it. For the prototype, she showed me an example of a house where she had put in new carpeting. I have no clue where all of this came from.

[SourLemons90]

Last night I had a dream that I woke up and there was a Black Widow on my ceiling. In my dream I fell asleep and I felt the Black Widow biting my arm now today my arm is hurting so badly! Is it real?