That bifurcated feeling your getting is curtesy of my Scimitar of Death. (My second favourite method of clefting and cleaving)
Far from a pro though. I was able to withdraw $25 bucks from this site once, but that was years ago, and my Patreon, while humble, is nonetheless hugely appreciated. In reality I'm just a dad with a day job, who loves to draw and write when I'm not changing diapers or having dinner.
Thank you though! Truly Your words are manna to me.
Also, today's my birthday, and thanks to the web spotlight I'm currently being inundated with praise, so I'm on a CRAZY high right now.