"I have an idea for a children's book, you should draw it."
"I have an idea for a comic. You should draw it."
"You draw comics? Hey I have some GREAT ideas for comics. You should draw them!"
"I don't understand how people don't pay you for your work you're so good. BTW I have this comic idea that I think your art would be PERFECT for, oh no I can't pay because I don't plan on sending it to a publisher lol just online."
"Can you draw my dog?"
"Can you draw my cat?"
"You shouldn't ask for money. Art is free, you should only draw it because you love to draw it shouldn't have anything to do with money. So draw my comic for me."
"Do you draw shota??? Can you draw shota for me??? 18+ Shota comic?? No. I have no money but I like the way you draw you would be really good at drawing shota 18+"
"I tried drawing for a year and I didn't improve. So I need you to draw my comic for me."
"Hi can you draw me a commission? I don't have money but if you do I will give you permission to put MY character in your comic =)"
I could really go on forever....