Staring wide eyed at the destruction, the receptionist pressed the button on the phone. “D@mnit, Edna, I am very busy right now!” Satan’s voice came through.“Yes, well, sir, you’re gonna wanna see this,” Edna said.
Crypto gets out of Duke, walking up to the receptionist, he reaches over and picks up the phone.
"Surprise." Crypto says, before hanging up and headbutting the receptionist, knocking her unconscious.
((Question. How exactly did you want that 'surprise' to sound like, XD?
Pineapple reverted back to his normal form and fell back down to the ground. 30 minutes later, he woke up to find he was not alone.
Pineapple: "Hey, where did everybody go?"
((Crypto sounded like a menacing horror movie villain.
"Alright, our primary goal is to find the Fruits, so split up and get searching!" Crypto tells everyone, racking his gun, nearly dropping it, "I've got a date with the devil."
Shilo: "Haha, that was so cool. Good one Crypto."
"It... it was?" Crypto is genuinely touched.
((oh lord i was so off
Shilo: "Ya betcha purple ass it was. Now, let's go fck sht up."
"I need you to look after Blue." Crypto tells Shilo, kneeling down to be closer to his level, "Aside from me you're the toughest one here. I'm trusting you, alright?"
Indie paused for a second. "Me? Wh-, I- Huh?!"
Marcus headed for the elevator. “I’ll bet he’s keeping them with him,” he said.“That’s what he wants you to think,” Aurelia said. “He’s probably got them hidden somewhere. We’ll be walking into a trap.”
"Blue, look around. You're in a room with demons and at least two people who can't die." Crypto sighs, "And indoors, your bow won't exactly be super useful."
Shilo: Nods agreeingly. "Gotcha! I'll watch over 'er like my own daughter." Shilo ungloves himself and guards over Indie.
((Crypto's gonna try and 1v1 Satan, what do you think his chances are?((More accurately, he's gonna try to hold Satan off and distract him, how long do you think he'll last?
(( oof how high does Crypto rank on the tiering system? I’d say Satan’s around a 7-D, though he can kill a god... like, the Christian god at least.
(( Indie: nuuuuuindie frowned, not quite liking being reduced to a standby character. "Then what do i do...hmm..."
((Crypto only ranks at like a 3 or 4-A, but that's not taking into account the fact he can survive anything that isn't a holy attack.
"Blue, you're the most naturally deductive person here." Crypto places a hand on her shoulder, "If anyone can find the Fruits, it's you."
(( can he be seriously injured?