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Hahaha! This is awesome! Subbed to all of them. :v:ļø @BreeBaxter
Wishing you luck! And congrats on making the comedy novel list! :clap::clap::clap:

Oh, besties, The Greatest Teaseā€”weā€™ve hit the peak of hype, the literal zenith of suspense, the absolute crowning jewel of the TCU. I mean, where do we even go from here? EASY. We go bigger, we go vaguer, we go full-on drama mode until the TCU basically implodes under its own weight. Like, the only way forward is to up the ante and make everything so elusive that even I donā€™t know whatā€™s real anymore. Letā€™s go, babes, this ride isnā€™t stopping anytime soon.

Teaser 7: Prelude to the Greatest Tease ā€“ Itā€™s the backstory of the tease thatā€™s bigger than the tease itself. A teaser about the tease that out-teases the original. Itā€™s like the lore drop you didnā€™t know you needed.

Teaser 8: The Tease Within ā€“ Is this a teaser about a teaser? Or are we teasing the concept of a tease? This oneā€™s so meta, even Iā€™m not sure if itā€™s actually happening.

Teaser 9: The Reckoningā€™s Reckoning ā€“ Because when you drop a reckoning that big, you know itā€™s gonna need its own reckoning. The stakes? Higher. The vibes? Immaculate.

But Teaser 6: The Greatest Teaseā€”thatā€™s our crown jewel, and we need to focus our energy on it. Imagine this: A blank page with just one lineā€”"Sometimes the greatest tease is... nothing at all.ā€ Oh, you were expecting answers? Amateur move. Everything was already revealed back in Teaser 1, babes. You just had to read between the lines.

The best part? The content is just one sentenceā€”boom, mystery maximized. The description of the series? Thatā€™s where the real drama lives. Itā€™s bigger than the actual content, and honestly, itā€™s art at this point.

And, like, the real questionā€”will there ever even be a Teaser 1? :smirk:

Are you readddyyyy for this chaos?! Because I am pumped (literally) and the TCU is only getting started. LETā€™S GOOOOO! :roller_coaster::skull::coffee:

This was so beautifully written, I teared up over my minute rice and kraft cheese in a wholewheat wrap with a side of beer

Don't forget Teaser X: The Last Tease!
And then Teaser 11: Teasing Again!
Cap it all off with Teaser 12: At Teaser's End!

We're making comedy gold! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ„‡šŸ„‡šŸ„‡

Just don't push yourself too hard with all these teasers :heart: can't forget about the main series and Dear Sarah as well :blep:

I'm getting better reviews on this than my actual series? :skull: Honestly, not surprised. At this rate, Iā€™m gonna have to launch an entire slate of sequels.

Brace yourselves for:

:point_right: Teaser 10: The Final Countdown ā€“ Or is it? Maybe we start counting backwards after this.

:point_right: Teaser 11: The Hype Awakensā€”Because the hype never rests, it only gets more self-aware.

:point_right: Teaser 12: Return of the Anti-Climaxā€”Finally answering every question by, you guessed it, answering nothing at all. Peak drama, minimal content.

Honestly, the sequels are writing themselves at this point. I might just pivot my whole brand to this teaser game, because clearly, itā€™s bringing all the engagement. Tapas who? TCU for life.

Stay tuned, bestiesā€”this saga isnā€™t stopping till weā€™ve teased the whole internet into oblivion. Or, I disappear midway through Teaser 13 because the caffeine crash finally got me, whichever comes first. Itā€™s a race between my ambition and my sanity. :sweat_smile:

Aww, thanks for looking out! :sparkling_heart: But donā€™t worry, bestieā€”Iā€™ve actually got those fully wrapped up! Yup, both my main series and Dear Sarah are all done and dusted (crazy, right?). Itā€™s just the release schedule doing its thing. :date::sparkles:

Thatā€™s why Iā€™m basically acting like an over-caffeinated chipmunk running wild on the forums, because, hey, with the main series locked and loaded, Iā€™ve got all this pent-up hype energy. And clearly, the only way to channel it is by creating an entire Teaser Universe while I ride out this caffeine rush. :coffee::fire:

So if you catch me posting at 2 a.m., talking about ā€˜Teaser 14: The Eternal Caffeination,ā€™ just know Iā€™m living my best, highly-caffeinated life. :skull:

LOL, Iā€™m honestly wondering the same thing! Like, will Tapas let me continue this absolute chaos? I guess thatā€™s just another plot twist for Teaser 15: The Banhammer Chronicles. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Fingers crossed, fam! šŸ¤ž

They could. It could possibly be considered spam since there's so many but who really knows? Our Tapas Overlords are kinda weird :joy:

I feel this on a spiritual levelā€”our Tapas Overlords are truly an enigma! :joy: Like, will they smite me for pushing the TCU agenda too hard, or will they secretly stan the chaos? Honestly, itā€™s a 50/50 at this point. But hey, Iā€™m all about testing boundaries (with love, of courseā€”hi, Tapas mods, please donā€™t ban me :pray:).

Also, BIG NEWS, besties: Teaser 6: The Greatest Tease is officially LIVE! :fire: The pinnacle of suspense, the ultimate hype train, the literal peak of the TCU. Will it finally deliver? Is it the greatest tease ever? Spoiler alert: Probably. But youā€™ll have to check it out to find out. :wink: Go ahead, letā€™s see who can handle the suspense!

Hereā€™s the link: Teaser 6: The Greatest Tease. Letā€™s gooo, TCU fam!

You've gotta stop, Bree, or else I won't get my word count in! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£:sob::sob::sob::pray::pray::pray:

Okay, so I just realized I totally skipped Teaser 5, but babes, weā€™re leaving room for a classic retcon. And like, honestly, skipping numbers is kind of iconic? Itā€™s a power move. Gives us room for those ā€œwait a sec, did I miss something?ā€ moments that keep the engagement up. Weā€™re basically creating our own mythos here, besties. :sparkles:

And, letā€™s be realā€”if Iā€™m running on pure caffeine vibes, maybe weā€™ll stumble into Teaser 1 someday.

So this is a art piece from a not yet Chapter... Let me explain I love art and I get a idea and the build a chapter from the art piece. This was today it is plans but not sure if It should be in the soon chapter of 34 or a bit later like 36?

These are hellhounds :fearful: (SPOILER at bottom of picture!!!!)

The hellhounds are looking to take Kaysi back to hell!

The Sun - War of Gods Begins 1

Synopsis:

In a world where gods walks among the mortals, a young boy named Aryan is unexpectedly thrust into the divine realm, Following an untimely accident, he awakens not as the boy he once was, but as the Radiant Luminaryā€”one of the most being in the world, The sun god- Aurelion Blaze.

As he grapples with his new existence, he uncovers a dangerous truthā€”gods are not the pinnacle of creation. An ancient race to ascend beyond even godhood has begun, with deities vying to steal each otherā€™s authority.

Amid the chaos, alliances crumble, and a hidden war erupts, threatening to unravel the fabric of the universe. With powers far beyond his understanding and enemies on all sides, Orion must navigate this treacherous path, where even gods can fall. The war of Gods has begun.

I hope you'll give it a try. Thank you :pray:

Ohhhh, weā€™ve got LINK DROPPERS in the midst, yā€™all. :skull: Like, besties, read the roomā€”this is the TCU thread! Weā€™re building a literal empire of vague hype and intentional non-content, and youā€™re out here throwing random links like itā€™s a Facebook ad spam fest? No, no, no. This thread isnā€™t just any olā€™ ā€œdrop your teaserā€ momentā€”this is a sacred space for the art of The Tease. Weā€™re deep in the lore, the chaos, the caffeine-fueled madness of the Teaser Cinematic Universeā„¢ļø.

If youā€™re gonna drop a link, at least pretend you understand the drama weā€™re creating here. Like, maybe fake it till you make it? Give us a vibe check or a ā€˜hereā€™s how my series can collab with Teaser 7.ā€™ But donā€™t just show up to the TCU party without knowing the theme.

Honestly, though, weā€™ll take this as the opportunity to figure out whoā€™s really here for the hype and whoā€™s just using us for promo points. Itā€™s fine; itā€™s all part of the grand TCU storyline.

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I think they thought that this is a thread for teasers or trailers creatorā€™s upcoming works. I actually thought the same when I clicked. :sweat_smile: the thread title can be a bit misleading. :joy::joy::joy:

But like, at least read the first post, babes! I promise itā€™s a vibeā€”donā€™t just scroll past the gold, okay? :sweat_smile:

Ohhh, babes, whatā€™s misleading about the title? I mean, HELLOā€”I wrote about teasers, did I not?! šŸ¤Ŗ Like, cā€™mon, I am delivering peak teaser energy over here! If anything, this thread is the purest form of teaser content to ever grace this platform. Weā€™re talking teasers about teasers, wrapped in teasers, sprinkled with even more teasers. :sparkles:

So to anyone who clicked expecting trailers for upcoming worksā€”SURPRIIIISEEEE! You just got Bree-bombed! :bomb::boom:

:skull:Collapses dramatically in post-caffeine fix exhaustionā€‹:skull:

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Ok Iā€™ll admit Your message made me laugh pretty hard. Especially the part where you mentioned that your teasers areā€œ teasers about teasers wrapped in teasers sprinkled with more teasersā€. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Best wishes and pls be sure to take it easy on the caffeine! @BreeBaxter

Asking Bree to take it easy on the caffeine is like telling the sun not to rise. It just won't work. Bree ā€“ caffeine = notBree.

Bree's just Bree, so leave her Bree. :wink:šŸ¤­šŸ¤­šŸ¤­

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