The Bitching thread 2.0

[joe_galindez]

Personally, I think outdoor cats are less unsightly then seeing mice everywhere and in everything but I guess that's just my opinion.

It's comical how bad they can be at city living. I've passed kittens stuck in drainpipes, drowning in tires, or trapped in the sewers. ("Sorry, Georgie.") There was a vacant house in the neighborhood, and one time a kitten climbed in through a window and couldn't climb out. Us kids tried to get it to grab onto a stick, but it was too scared of people to save its life.

Another time I found an adult cat that had been flattened on the street. There wasn't any blood, and it was still breathing shallowly. Then again, "shallowly" was the only way it could go at that point. It looked like it had been poured into the pothole.

[ISNEKO]

I hate when people do this but,

same

I subbed to you comic. I'll try and read it soon and give some thoughts.

Don't wait impatiently for it tho because I have a full plate and the memory of a dead hamster.

[LordVincent]

I have a full plate and the memory of a dead hamster.

This sentence describes me perfectly. You understand me.

[Mari]

No, I'm a finnish heathen. > : (

I mean, I think everyone has a dream like that. But like, I'm reasonable enough to know it would end up in horror for me since I'm butt ugly and absolutely mediocore musically, so I'll just record for my own sake and share them with a friend like "listen, I don't sound too crap in this".

One of these days when I'm doing a proper VN I'll slip in a original track and put it under a random artist name and see what people think, muhaha.

[ISNEKO]

On the subject of singing and bitching about things, I'm pretty sure I sound and sing just like the guy from Queens of the Stone Age.

Until I ever actually hear myself sing. Which will never happen because we can't have such things on record.

[UrMom]

Don't wait impatiently for it tho because I have a full plate and the memory of a dead hamster.

Aww, that's cool, thank you! Don't worry about it, I'm a near blank slate with no expectations. Some things just blow up a bit when I go so many months/years keeping them to myself. A random thread where no one knows your name is a perfect place to vent... even if it doesn't help you make friends.

Also I can empathize with the loss of your hamster, I too have lost many hamsters in my life.

[LordVincent]

No, I'm a finnish heathen. > : (

DUDE I FORGOT YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN SWEDISH FOR SOME DUMBASS REASON WHY THE FUCK DO THEY FORCE YOU PEOPLE TO LEARN ONE OF THE LEAST SPOKEN LANGUAGES ON EARTH?!? JUST IN CASE WE GO ASSHOLE MODE AND INVADE YOU AGAIN, OR WHAT?!
School systems are weird

I mean, I think everyone has a dream like that. But like, I'm reasonable enough to know it would end up in horror for me since I'm butt ugly and absolutely mediocore musically, so I'll just record for my own sake and share them with a friend like "listen, I don't sound too crap in this".

Many do, but for different reasons. Most younger people who have that dream want it for the money and fame. Which I ain't all that interested in, I just wanna sing and dare to be proud of my voice. It would be a big step from where I used to be, my voice having been the thing I hated the most about myself.

I'm pretty sure I sound and sing just like the guy from Queens of the Stone Age.

I sound like pathetic from my life

...

jk don't you dare pity me

[LordVincent]

I used to think in the "everyone hates me" way too (still do occasionally) but then I realized people are too busy worrying about what everyone thinks about them to have much of an opinion of you.

And if they DO hate you just snap your fingers sassily and remind yourself THEY BE MISSIN' OUT

[Kura]

Well we're not so much in a city neighbourhood, more like... the outside borders of the city that the city just recently started leaking/growing out. So on the south side of my house is the city, to the north is farms. Lots of farms. And with farms there are large fields, trees and lakes everywhere, meaning there are lot of small animals everywhere. (Also my city is pretty small compared to what most people are used to, so even when I lived in it I've never seen it that bad)

Most of the dead / horrible at living in the city animals you see here are rabbits, gophers, and mice. I've seen more dead deer, coyotes, rabbits, gophers, skunks, porcupines than I have seen cats and dogs.

[Mari]

Well, I mean, atleast it's swedish and not russian. The reason we have to learn it is mainly because during the middle ages when you guys practically enslaved us and gave all our lands off to random swedish ppl those people stayed... Or something like that. Anyway, the descendants of those people are why we have to learn swedish in school I think. There's a debate about it like every year and always fennoswedes are like nah you assholes need to learn my language!!! It's mighty annoying. We even have a political party that's called "The Swedish population party" (crude translation), it's fucking ridiculous. WHY DO THEY NEED THEIR OWN POLITICAL PARTY?!

[LordVincent]

Well, I mean, atleast it's swedish and not russian. The reason we have to learn it is mainly because during the middle ages when you guys practically enslaved us and gave all our lands off to random swedish ppl those people stayed... Or something like that. Anyway, the descendants of those people are why we have to learn swedish in school I think. There's a debate about it like every year and always fennoswedes are like nah you assholes need to learn my language!!! It's mighty annoying. We even have a political party that's called "The Swedish population party" (crude translation), it's fucking ridiculous. WHY DO THEY NEED THEIR OWN POLITICAL PARTY?!

"Our ancestors enslaved you and stole your shit so now you must learn our language otherwise I CALL DISCRIMINATION!!!!!"

[Mari]

When I used to work as a cashier I had this great encounter with a fennoswede lady, she came to the register and politely asked in finnish if I could serve her in swedish, told her that sorry ma'm I'm crap in it, so she turned to her hubby and told him "Look at this stupid finnish girl, can't even speak swedish" in swedish....I was like yo bitch, I could understand that just from word association & context from my knowledge of english... I said to her in swedish more or less that, but more politely, and her face at that point is one of my most treasured memories.

[UrMom]

Lol not meaning to ruin a nice, lighthearted response. You know what's sad is the logical side of my brain knows this, and says "Man, you a cool dude!", but it's complicated? To be TMI for a moment, talking to a mental health specialist not too long ago I apparently show really obvious signs of depression, and other fun mental problems. I've just been too chicken to go to my doctor to see if it's a hormone imbalance before getting a proper mental health assessment. (Like, how do you even bring that up without it being painfully awkward? "Hey doc, I think about X a lot, can you test my blood?" I dunno, talking about feels just feels wrong.)

But man, that sassy confidence is fab, dude! I'm loving it!

[joe_galindez]

When it comes to saying negative things, I always assume that everyone can understand me. I've heard stories. It's amazing how many polyglots you run into on the train.

[LordVincent]

I managed to splash booze in my eye

WHO SAID THE SIN DOESN'T PUNISH ITSELF

[IdiotWithPencil]

I managed to splash booze in my eye

how do you achieve that? o-0 I'm and avid drinker and unless I'm pissed out of my mind I get the bottle/cup into my mouth at least XD

[LordVincent]

But i got it in my mouth
that's not the problem
Problem was after!!!

Because after getting some in my mouth, I turned the VERY TALL AND NEARLY EMPTY glass too fast

and it just splotched at the bottom and a bit jumped back at me like DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

[IdiotWithPencil]

OMG that sounds painful but funny to watch man, XD my condolences to your eye

[LordVincent]

I am a master of fuckuppery!

[Mari]

People giving you shit when you play healer in any game ughhhhh. Like see my mana you asshole I am spamming you with heals and you just suck grrr... These are the type of players who never help you out either. I love playing healer in any game be it mmo or moba but the negatives are so annoying...Everything is always the healer's fault, completely. Not that the 20+ people in the raid did anything wrong, no.