Gunhild Gretadottir
Ingredients:
100 grams of introvert
250 grams of bookworm
50 grams of sarcasm
A kilogram of repressed rage
Sprinkle of pessimism
Mix together. Keep in an Icelandic apartment until needed.
Loki Laufeybur
Ingredients:
1 kilogram of sass
250 grams of style
500 grams of snark
100 grams of flamboyance
Fabulous thigh high flying boots
Mix all ingredients except boots. Set on fire. Garnish with boots.