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Apr 2021

Hello all.

I love dialogs, and mostly I only write dialogs in my script and forget to write the settings. Sometimes you don't need all that fill text. If done right, a simple dialog can explain the settings too.


RULES:
1 You must write the dialog it in one shot.
2 You may not change your dialog, (But editing typos are allowed)
3 You may not describe anything, it has to be within the dialog.
4 Pass a new scene to the next person.


My example:
A butcher and a co-worker at a supermarket where the pork chops are missing.

Butcher: Hey! Where are my pork chops?
Co-worker: Why did you even leave your counter?
Butcher: Personal matters.
Co-worker: You had a line of customers? You should have waited until the line was down.
Butcher: Okay, but you are not a butcher? You are from outdoor supplies. Did sell my pork chops then? And for what price?
Co-worker: No! I only have training in selling axes.
Butcher: So?
Co-worker: I throw your pork chops around like axes.
Butcher: Do you sell survival kits at your department?
Co-worker: Yes?
Butcher: Start packing...


AND NOW FOR THE CHALLANGE

I will write a scene, you will make the dialogs, and then pass a new scene for the next person.

A homeless man being interviewed for a manager job

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Interviewer: So....according to this resume.....you will do.....anything.....for food...

Homeless: Yup, anything.....

Interviewer: there isn't any qualifications here....

Homeless: Yes there is....it says i will do anything, and i'm a man of mah word.

Interviewer: Do you have any experience in management?

Homeless: Do ya?....

Interviewer:.......

You can either continue this dialogue or write a dialogue about A kid trying to convince their parents to give them a brother

Daniel: Dad! Wake Up
Dad: What the he-- er, Heck! what the heck Daniel!
Daniel: Dad I wanna ask you something.
Dad: it's three in the morning, can it wait a few hours?
Daniel: No.
Dad: fine, if your going to be here you might as well get cozy, go ahead and get in
Daniel: thanks dad
Dad: AH! Watch my knees! Don't crawl over my knees! Mind you mother... Are you cozy?
Daniel: yup!
Dad: so what did you want to ask?
Daniel: can I have a brother?
Dad: a... what?
Daniel: A brother! I want you and Mama to make a brother for me!
Dad: ... it's too early for this. We'll talk to your mother about it later.
Daniel: ok.
Daniel: MAMA CAN I HAVE A BROTHER?
Dad: I didn't mean right now!
Mom: Wha? What's going on?
Dad: Just go to sleep hon. Everyone go to sleep!

Next prompt: two friends having an argument they have had a hundred times before

HAHAHA
And the challenge are rolling, keep them coming

F1: You did not said that.

F2: Said what?

F1: Who do you take for?

F2: I just said it was stupid, not that you are stupid.

F1: Right! And you say that EVERY time I do this, so you are calling me stupid.

F2: Well when a person do something stupid, repeatable times, then that person is..

F1: ...stupid?

F2: Ya, okay! I call you stupid.

F2: that's it then, I will leave and walk awyaaaaaaaaa aaaa....

F1: And here we go again, I lost count of how many times you turned around and fall down the river.

F2: Help me up!

F1: You are so stupid.


Edit: It is hard when I can't change the dialog, There are so much more I would have done different now. But here it is in the raw I hope you can make some sense out of it without me explaining what happened?


Next: Two girls trying to shoplift from a store.

Okay. Time for me to take a crack at this!

Girl 1: Wow. Like, this new top is so cute. But's it's hella expensive

Girl 2: I know. Oh my god! I just got a totally cool idea.

Girl 1: What is it?

Girl 2: We could, like, take it ... without paying for it!

Girl 1: Aww, that is, like, a totally awesome idea. We should do it!

Girl 2: Yeah! We should!

Mall Cop: Hell yeah you should! (Takes out handcuffs.)

Next: A man having a philosophical conversation with his crazy uncle.

Man: Uncle?
Uncle: I’m not your uncle.
Man: But you are my mothers brother?
Uncle: Yes I’m your Mobro?
Man: Mobro? Will that make my fathers brother a fat-bro? Hahaha
Uncle: Well in some cultures they do say something like that. Like your cousins has different names depending on their sex.
Man: What? Do they have sex with their cousins?
Uncle: You misheard that on purpose. Now go to horny jail.
Man: Together with you?
Uncle: ...
Uncle: Ooohhh yes!

NEXT: A family looking at the apes in a zoo