Pierce: *Hearing Loukas asking about the afterlife and sends him a harsh glare. That’s none of your business.
Midas: I’m sure he was just trying to make conversation. You know, people talking to each other. Shooting the breeze.
Pierce: I know what small talk is.
Midas: *Gives her a doubtful once over. Are you sure? Because you’re really bad at it.
Sam: Sang...
Midas: Oh, right! *Wraps an arm around the younger woman’s shoulders. Pierce, you’ve met my darling daughter Sam, right? She just entered middle school. Don’t we look just alike~? *Hugs Sam to his chest, resting his chin on the crown of her head with a bright grin, subtly using her as his own human shield.
Jay:
Is he-?
Pierce: Stupid? Very. *Sighs, dropping her sword on one of the tables before looking about the room at the others onboard. I haven’t taken a vacation in almost twenty years.
Jay: Really?
Pierce: *Nods, carefully removing pieces of her armor from her arms and legs. I’ve been a little preoccupied with taking over the world and whatnot.
Midas: *Leans against the wall, absentmindedly reaching through the glass case behind him to grab the priceless antique inside. Wow, you must be so tense. Maybe you should go join a brothel or...or something, I don’t know. Vegas, baby. Express all those pent up desires. (Almost...got it...) *Grips the handle of the antique vase and lifts it towards the glass case engulfing his wrist.
Pierce: I’d prefer a drink instead.
Jay: *Furrows his brows at Midas but decides to ignore his shenanigans for now. So...we’re all here. Now what?
Sam: Maybe we can play Bingo?
Pierce/Midas/Jay: No.
Sam: Okay, ouch. What about checkers?
Midas: Are you trying to bore us to death or is that like a special thing they teach you in Knight school?
Sam:
What’s your idea then?
Midas: *Grins. Speed dating. We go around and talk to everyone for five-ish minutes and just switch.
Pierce: Or we could just kill everyone.
Jay: That sounds like work.
Pierce: I could find a way to make it fun.
Sam: *Takes a full step back. Maybe we should just...go explore or something.
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