Okay, I need to know if this is funny. First a bit of detail. My main characters older half-brother (Johnny) fucks any male that he finds attractive. He finds Nova (Main Characters Alter) attractive.
Johnny keeps saying "I'm going to make you so sore later!" He said it in front of Nova's dad and here's the convo.
"Johnny, didn't I tell you to never say the word free to my kid? Because I swear I did," His eyes were on the bags that I had in my arms. I couldn't help but smirk at this. If someone tells me they are going to take me shopping, oh boy. You will be broke.
"Yes you did," He called up, "Never thought it was this bad though. Nova you are going to be so sore later!"
"You are not allowed to mate with my son without my permission."
"Can I dominate your son?"
""ell no!"