So, probably in every town or city there is a certain character you ocasionally see on the streets and probably mostly anybody ele has seen this person although, probably, nobody know's who they are. Like, in my town there is that girl/ypung woman who walks on the streets and just smokes and talks to herself out loud while actively gesturing with her hands. Probably everyobody know/s her, at least in this particular region of the town...
So I believe I'm turning into one of those characters. I keep noticing people on the streets keep giving me those looks... (there's a slight possibility though that it's due to the fact that... I'm kind of attarctive... that would explain why most of individuals throwing looks at me are females... but I'm still struggling with this concept). Anyway, it still might be connected to my appearance though, cause I mostly wear my hoodie with the hood on and i never zip it up all the way up, and I always have my sleaves rolled up... and I kind of look like Jesus with my facial hair. Damn! I've been walking home one evening and a fisherman who walked past me turned around just as if he saw Jesus himself... But for the most part it would be a Jesus with 1,25L bottle of 8% acohol beer in his hand and the look in his face as if he tries his best to figure out the best way to save the humanity, yet fails miserably. Anyway... at this point I'm starting to think about a delusional superhero name and I can't quite decide between the "Drinking J" and "Not Your Redeemer". Can you help me?