...Not hard to do when MeichelleAntisocial is the only person left.
But I didn't rule over other humans... ;>
Instead I became a sewer rat ~
I get a pet tiger that will do anything at my will...
...because it knows you will feed yourself to it in the end.
You start writing a statement after each of your twists so others can have fun too...
…but then realize that there are no others, because the forum doesn't exist.
I found a nice painting at the thrift shop...
... and thought to myself "I can make this shit" so I didn't buy it.
Instead, I went home to get my art supplies...
When you go home, you realise that you have no home... you're a hobo there are no art supplies...
I feed my pet Magikarp...
…but instead of thanking me, it screams.
I buy a coffee at the same place every morning...
...because the coffee shop owner would murder you otherwise.
I smoke two joints in da mornin'...
...but today my stash was dry and so was my dealer.
I started to draw a cute comic...
You never finished it...felling abandoned, it comes to life and eats you...People subscribe to my comic...Retired!
…in order to better understand their estranged father, who is a retired ninja.
Your aunt gives you a horrible sweater...
Which has a picture of Bin Laden on it... The police think you're a terrorist and arrest you for life...
I wish Donald Trump was a Pokemon...
who like to eat piesCows are an animal...
... but bulls are too.
I wake up with a really bad hangover...
and decide to drink some moreThe sky is blue...
…my corpse's bones are, too.
Run away, child...
Into that giant pine tree...
The gay dude dodged the bullet...
