I get elected president of the world...
...which was easy, since I'm the only person left.
I became a loved dictator of a rich nation...
...Not hard to do when MeichelleAntisocial is the only person left.
But I didn't rule over other humans... ;>
Instead I became a sewer rat ~
I get a pet tiger that will do anything at my will...
...because it knows you will feed yourself to it in the end.
You start writing a statement after each of your twists so others can have fun too...
…but then realize that there are no others, because the forum doesn't exist.
I found a nice painting at the thrift shop...
... and thought to myself "I can make this shit" so I didn't buy it.
Instead, I went home to get my art supplies...
When you go home, you realise that you have no home... you're a hobo there are no art supplies...
I feed my pet Magikarp...
…but instead of thanking me, it screams.
I buy a coffee at the same place every morning...
...because the coffee shop owner would murder you otherwise.
I smoke two joints in da mornin'...
...but today my stash was dry and so was my dealer.
I started to draw a cute comic...
You never finished it...felling abandoned, it comes to life and eats you...People subscribe to my comic...Retired!
…in order to better understand their estranged father, who is a retired ninja.
Your aunt gives you a horrible sweater...
Which has a picture of Bin Laden on it... The police think you're a terrorist and arrest you for life...
I wish Donald Trump was a Pokemon...
who like to eat piesCows are an animal...
... but bulls are too.
I wake up with a really bad hangover...
