My story is a comedy/ romance about an assassin that falls in love with his captive. Its a fun story about two goofy, messy, high-maintenance losers who torment their mansion's staff with their antics.
I've built a fun community of regular commenters, so you should stop by anyway and say hi. We banter, try to outwit each other with one-liners, and share hilarious anecdotes of our own.
Also, I literally have 249 subs and I will not know peace until I reach 250.