hey
somtims, im sitting alone late at night wondering how i can be of use to the world, so today I will offer tips and tricks on being a very Successful artist, because we all know how hard arte is! okay lets fortnight floss to the FIRST TIP
1.) sell your internal organs
they're constently begging for nurishment-thus distracting you from art, remove them
2.) remove all contact from family and friends
isolation is the price we pay for success
3.) Watch 15,000 hours of the food network
3b.) alternately, upload your soul into the main frame (your compter)
Carpal tunnel doesn't exist over here
4.) hell
(hell)
5.)
five
,
6.) count down to the inevtial demise of your very pulse
you won't exist for very long, and neither will the universe, so why don't you silly Minecrafters pick up your pen and draw while the blood running in your veins stay flowing! : D
if you somehow can't tell yet, IAM being 100% serious, take my word for it, my mind-puter has like 20 ideas already
