One time I dreamed one of my characters was pregnant with apples. Literally he (yes, he) had this big belly and it was full of apples. And he kept birthing them, which looked like he shot apples whom whatever they were coming out. Is this what happens when you eat apple seeds? 
Other weird dream I remember was of some vampire dude that kept chasing me around my neighborhood. When I reached my home I thought I lost him, but there he comes out of my home, smiling and says he murdered my whole family. I only replied "That's not fair" and woke up.
A more recent one is where I got some nasty ransomware on my laptop. I dream about getting computer viruses a lot, while I'm really cautious in real life about such stuff, so in my dream I went "I don't get those stuff irl, so I must be dreaming" then proceeded to slap myself in the face until I woke up.
I have more weird dreams. I even have a special notebook just for writing them down. XD