What would Gordon Ramsay say about your comic/novel?

[thel3tterm]

Gordon:

Me:

[Kura]

[shfra13]

Gordon, reading my novel:

[WoollyPAR]

"Pick a fucking shading style already! Is it one or two pages a week? Where are your ref sheets?! No wonder you're so damn inconsistent!!!"

Hurts to roast myself a bit

Cat Club | Tapas

[Macarenaoftime]

Timely it's my second name

[MegaRay]

[Macarenaoftime]

His expression just makes this better

[Aims]

"This sh*t as so many typos I thought you had invented a new language!", "How about you get some new words?! Are you a scratched record or something?!", and "I've met 4th graders more eloquent than you!"

[Stargazer31]

"If I wanted Nordic confusion, I'd get lost in IKEA!"

[Macarenaoftime]

Someday I'll use this roast in a very especific context, I just know it.

[Stargazer31]

You never know......

[impossiblesoul]

"IT'S BURNT--! YOU BURNT IT!! IT'S SHOW - NOT TELL, AND ALL YOU'VE SHOWN IS INCOMPETENCE! IT'S SHIT!! MAKE IT AGAIN! HOLD THE TROPES AND MAKE IT RIGHT THIS TIME - YOU DONKEY!"

[Phantomlight]

I'm shocked to hell that some people would actually run a public place where people eat and drink...so horribly.

Which is why I hardly eat at restaurants anymore, even before what's going on in the world right now xD I just have paranoia about that. And I have gotten sick while eating out so many times from food poisoning and not once have I gotten sick on homemade meals unless I'm the one making them xD

[Phantomlight]

"This sh*t as so many typos I thought you had invented a new language!",

If it was intentional that you have a typo in this sentence, it's so fitting and brilliant! I hope it doesn't sound like I'm teasing you though, that's not my intention. I just found that it made me smile because it's so clever xD (if it wasn't intentional, lie and say it was, no one will ever know).

[Shanny8]

Why would I care what Gordon Ramsay says or thinks?

Me, when Ramsay says some "critical" shit:

[Macarenaoftime]

Admirable attitude! I think we all should learn a little bit from this tbh

Why would I care what Gordon Ramsay says or thinks?

[Pony_wearing_a_hat]

My story only uses mild swear words, no big ticketers. I imagine this.

[Pizza_Agent]

Ecchi is the secret ingredient

[ble]

Several things thats are probably not allowed in this PG family friendly forum.

[nauko]

Dude this thread is gold A+++