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Apr 2021

Gunhild, 26
Rekjavik
I like good books, hiking and saving the world from monsters.
Norse mythology geek.
Viking metalhead.


"The Assasin's Captive" is about a dude who gets kidnapped, so of course Magnus puts his real address on his profile. ps. yeah thats what i think a labradoodle looks like.
read here:

Oh damn you did like REAL art for this haha.
also "im the bitcher" had me laughing at my desk. 10/10

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June, 22
Halych
Mentally unstable existentialist. Wants to forget about the past.
May or may not be a crime lord.
Metal, smoking, and Black Flag rum are my vices of choice.
Kenjutsu/iaijutsu swordmaster. Don't ask me to become your senpai.

I don't know why I even bothered posting this profile. Am I looking for friends? Answers? A distraction?

Please note: This profile represents June at the end of the current version of Urban Wolf(I've written the whole thing, but only a small part's posted on Tapas right now).

Bad quality because rushed. I never use Tinder and cannot found the right font because I made this on mobile.

If you want the actual reason not to date him::

im sorry but im actually dying. Thats too funny! write a spin off where they both swipe and go on a date by accident.

@MissEljebel "monster lover. not the drink." omg that took me off guard lmao and Tilda is a mood holy hell.

@DiegoPalacios I could never swipe right on rocky. way out of my league, I 'm not worthy.

@jkb4753 ... yea. please give that men a lesson in internet safety lmao

@oshirockingham okay. The Bitcher is absolutely killing me. but Ax would absolutely win tinder. I do really want an explanation

The explanation:
ALIENS

"The Assasins Captive" is set in 1737 but if it were set today Magnus would totally have a tinder, and he would post his real home address on there. A reader recently described him as "chaos bisexual" and thats accurate.

The other love interest in the story was described by the same reader as "disaster gay." He would definitely have a grindr but this thread said to keep things "PG" and it would not be PG.

Just for fun, but this is the result if two awkward fresh teenagers put their hands on that kind of site (Both on the ASD, but polar opposites...).




(*whispers * don't let 13/ 14 year olds on tinder :eyes: that place is decidedly not kid/young teen friendly)

they both seem like really distinct characters too, I'll later give your comic a shot)