Your Out of Context Sentences (Promote Your Story)

CarltonIsaac 2020-04-02 04:52:01 UTC #110

She followed his gaze to look at a score of heavily armed soldiers come trooping into the dining room.

drbwp4 2020-04-02 12:43:08 UTC #111

“I came over to help you all out, and I brought food. I hope you guys like cricket.”

danitasibert 2020-04-02 15:19:21 UTC #112

I'll try my best haha

"Big deal, criminals get out all the time... they need better cells."
"You don't know what she's capable of, It's terrifying!"

"my, my don't you all look tasty to eat...
my dear you blood is so sweet... so innocent.... so.... pure..."

MatchaMilk 2020-04-02 16:08:42 UTC #113

And oh boy, Frozen Milk was ready to drop his pants and donate his blood through his nose to worship this godly alpha male.

Brammer 2020-04-03 16:41:38 UTC #114

She drops the knife and it pierces the wooden floor, standing well upright among other similar marks that betrays this isn't the first time.

CarltonIsaac 2020-04-04 15:19:31 UTC #115

Then with a wink, the Queen released her and threw back her head to laugh out loud.

augustinestuart29 2020-04-04 15:35:32 UTC #116

“I hate to say it, but I don’t think that those were actually policemen.”

AlgebraFalcon 2020-04-04 16:23:26 UTC #117

"Uh, excuse me, Metatron?"
"Yes, Mr.Trump?"

lynestjules 2020-04-04 16:33:37 UTC #118

"I don't have any weapons, I only have sheep. Do you want me to throw them at her?"

QueenofBabyLoon 2020-04-04 16:41:40 UTC #119

It was a known fact that Protector General Liang had been a miserable drunkard.

ForLackOfStars 2020-04-04 17:40:28 UTC #120

How much will I have to suffer for you? Is there no depth to which you will not drive me?

Or, on the opposite end of the "edgy" spectrum:

“Your oldest missed reminder is as follows: Dear future self, remember to buy food. Semicolon, closed parentheses. This reminder is three days overdue."

cjhobbs 2020-04-04 20:05:02 UTC #121

They spread out like spider webs from my spine and along my sides to my stomach where it feels like butterflies or maybe bats is a better metaphor in this situation flying around crazy as if tripping on acid.

mrtoontastic 2020-04-05 02:56:32 UTC #122

From Sonia: Legends of Eternal Darkness

ivanskilling 2020-04-07 13:53:13 UTC #123

“This…” Yusof wagged a finger. “…is why you need to uninstall that game right now. Whoever this Kristian is, he’s not real. That whole world is not real.”

ivanskilling 2020-04-14 13:30:44 UTC #124

Having been reported for abusive behavior towards the AI characters in the game and then banned, it triggered him to put his plan into motion which resulted in the deaths of 33 people.

surenlicious 2020-04-14 13:44:40 UTC #125

Light however, did not reach the eyes of the Princess as her concentration bored into the depths of the breach of distorted time, peering between layers of existence and moments captured.

oppet12 2020-04-14 14:57:21 UTC #126

as usual they don't hold up there end of the bargain, how pathetic, and after all the trobel I went threw, its a shame really,

what is my spelling?

loldolisboring 2020-04-14 15:12:51 UTC #127

Booze and nature make for a great combination.

Iamapersonmanguy 2020-04-14 15:27:00 UTC #128

"AAAHH!! IT'S SO HAIRY!!!!."
"why are we here..... we all die soon."

MeltingCORE 2020-04-14 19:05:25 UTC #129

“Does that mean the Queen wants to also kill herself for fear of soiling Uxas?”