Fairies weren't all rainbows and pretty faces and wings, or inhumanly beautiful creatures who liked parties and deals. No. Fairies were the Mafia.
“I am sorry, Lady of Flame,” the mechanical mummy said. “You are not the one I seek.”
"I'm getting off at the thought of removing Guy's bones ahhhh ^-^"
“Congratulations! As the first Beta tester, you earn one spin in the Erotic Roulette!”
“Aye, the cold stays away when one has someone warm to hold at night.” The rogue shook his head as he peered at the cook-fires roaring with the preparation of breakfast.
A group of females huddled in the corner, linked by their arms in a fleshy tesseract. She had been screaming at these frightened women until it felt like her voice dissolved.