I'm glad this post is getting lots of love and attention! Thank you all so much for the sweet suggestions! uwu
However
I think most of us are missing the point here! There are tons of places where I can post a webcomic, sure! That's absolutely lovely~! But what makes Tapas unique is the vertical format it uses to make webcomics continuous, seamless, and super ultra sexy on iphones! If you don't know what I'm talking about; tapas explains this here
Unless you can find me a theme that works almost exactly like tapas does, then Tumblr is a no go! Same with most of the other private "Special Persons Invite Club" websites you've all shown me. And DEFINITELY not hentaiFoundry. Oh dear god not them. Their website is ultra slow, kinda ugly, and physically can't handle images above a certain size. T-T;
So BASICALLY, there isn't a solution. I really wish Tapas would publish an adult version of their service for the many NSFW artist. It would be super awesome~! But they're probably prudes or something? Sex is icky and wrong! I know <3
What I really need right now is a programmer that can help build something similar to Tapas. If you're up for the challenge, let me know! But I just draw porn so... I can't really do it myself. T-T
xoxo
-Jaxxette