This one was actually from a saint:
There's three drunk men walking into the Hotel. The person at the front says they're too drunk to walk the long, LONG stairway. The drunk men take this as an insult and decide to walk up the stairs anyway.
The first man says "If we make it up the stairs, I'll sing!".
The second man says "If we make it through the hallway, I'll tell jokes!".
The third man says "And if we make it to the door, I'll tell sad stories!".
So they walk up the stairs. The first man begins to sing. They have a good laugh. They then make it to the hallway. The second man tells jokes. They have a good laugh. And finally, they make it to the door. "Go on! Tell us a sad story!".
"I forgot the keeeeeeeeeeeys..."
