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Mar 2022
7 months later

I was accidentally hit on the head by a camera and now, all I'm seeing are just flashbacks :stuck_out_tongue:

This one was actually from a saint:

There's three drunk men walking into the Hotel. The person at the front says they're too drunk to walk the long, LONG stairway. The drunk men take this as an insult and decide to walk up the stairs anyway.

The first man says "If we make it up the stairs, I'll sing!".

The second man says "If we make it through the hallway, I'll tell jokes!".

The third man says "And if we make it to the door, I'll tell sad stories!".

So they walk up the stairs. The first man begins to sing. They have a good laugh. They then make it to the hallway. The second man tells jokes. They have a good laugh. And finally, they make it to the door. "Go on! Tell us a sad story!".

"I forgot the keeeeeeeeeeeys..."

3 months later

Did you hear about my new job as a can crusher?

It's soda pressing.

This skit is an oldie but a goodie.


N: Error?
E: What?
N: Where's my moon staff?
E: What?
N: WHERE IS MY MOON STAFF?!
E: I uh put it away.
N: Where?
E: Why do you need to know?
N: I need it!
E: Uh-uh! Don't you think about going off chasing the Stars with those knifes and negativity arrows of yours! We've been planning this movie night for two months!
N: The castle is in danger!
E: My evening's in danger!
N: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY STAFF IS ERROR! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
E: "GREATER GOOD?!" I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND, *****! I'M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET!!!
Classic.

Patient: "Doctor! Doctor! I snore so loudly that I wake up myself!!! What can I do???"

Doctor: "Have you tried sleeping in a different room?"

16 days later

Nightmare, looking at Error, Dust, Killer and Snow: I'll have five Whoppers and...
Glaring at Horror: Five. More Whoppers.

omg I love it :joy::joy: most of the jokes I know are in spanish, so I can't share much with you... would you like it if I share a meme or two of my comics?:grin:

Really, dang...That's harsh, times are hard. Wow is it okay if I laugh with you as well XD I hope that made you laugh even more :slight_smile:

25 days later