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Jun 2022
3 months later

Did you hear about my new job as a can crusher?

It's soda pressing.

This skit is an oldie but a goodie.


N: Error?
E: What?
N: Where's my moon staff?
E: What?
N: WHERE IS MY MOON STAFF?!
E: I uh put it away.
N: Where?
E: Why do you need to know?
N: I need it!
E: Uh-uh! Don't you think about going off chasing the Stars with those knifes and negativity arrows of yours! We've been planning this movie night for two months!
N: The castle is in danger!
E: My evening's in danger!
N: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY STAFF IS ERROR! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
E: "GREATER GOOD?!" I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND, *****! I'M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET!!!
Classic.

Patient: "Doctor! Doctor! I snore so loudly that I wake up myself!!! What can I do???"

Doctor: "Have you tried sleeping in a different room?"

16 days later

Nightmare, looking at Error, Dust, Killer and Snow: I'll have five Whoppers and...
Glaring at Horror: Five. More Whoppers.

omg I love it :joy::joy: most of the jokes I know are in spanish, so I can't share much with you... would you like it if I share a meme or two of my comics?:grin:

Really, dang...That's harsh, times are hard. Wow is it okay if I laugh with you as well XD I hope that made you laugh even more :slight_smile:

25 days later
17 days later

Yo why can I see this happening?

The Hole

Feat. Spamton and Jevil
J: Hey, have you seen my Devilsknife?
S: What, the yellow and purple one?
J: Yeah.
S: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
J: What hole - OH MY GOSH
Almost falls in
BWAH
J: What is that?!
S: It's a hole.
J: Yeah, I see that, what's it doing here?!
S: Well, I woke up this morning... sips coffee Ah. And there was this hole.
J: Did you do anything about it?!
S: Well, yeah, I put a rug over it.
BWAH
S: Yeah, it fell into the hole.
J: Should we call the police or something?
S: Oh, yeah, I called the police!
J: Well, where are they?
S: In the hole.
BWAH
J: Ahh! Wait. Where's Ralsei?
S: sweats
J: draws some suits Spamton G. Spamton, where is Ralsei?
S: He's at work.
J: Oh. Wait. Where does he work?
S: In the hole.
BWAH
J: GAH! How deep even is this thing?! Hold on -
Jevil steals Spamton's mug and drops it.
Long pause.
S: That was my favorite mug. Now it's it the hole.
BWAH
J: Where did this thing COME from?! For all we know, i-it could be an interdimensional wormhole or, or a gateway to - Spamton?
Spamton is gone
J: Oh, no, SPAMTON!
S: Sup? I got a snack. Moist, delicious cookies
J: DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT YOU SON OF A GLITCH!
Arm comes out of the hole snarling
J: AAAAHHHHHTYTNCDGBFCTDNTN
Spamton blasts the arm with his pipis
J: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!
S: Hole monster.
J: Where did it come from?!
S: ...
J: Right. The hole. I - how are so calm about all this?
S: I'm more worried about the space octopus.
J: WHAT SPACE OCTOPUS?!
BWAH
J: runs screaming GCFTYTJTDYTYRDHTDTYHTJYHT
S: That one.

1 month later

What do you call a serrated blade that doesn't go to church?

A secular saw.